Profit Beach

Hoard Your Money at Pirate’s Cove


As any feral cat knows, hoarding food can be important. Same with hoarding money. At Insurance Isle, our adage is, “It’s a pandemic – hoard all the money you can!” Take advantage of the fact that jury trials are backlogged for years. Stop paying all those claims. Keep low-balling settlement offers to the sick and injured. Fight small businesses in court. We’ll make sure no one touches your money. Just swim on over! (For sources and backup, click here.)


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